svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

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lottietoilet:

hi:

i got a new shirt that expresses my feeling towards dumb people i have to deal with every day

I need that shirt

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mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

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Cunt again? It was odd how men … used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued. —

 sheriff-swan:

— Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons   (via scrlett)

WHERE’S THAT GIF OF THE JUDGE BANGING THE GAVEL AND GOING OOOOOOOOOOH

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(via aryousavvy)

(Source: neolution)

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(Source: slimemeister)

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laughingwhiteraven:

mistiryshak:

jesuislegrandefromage:

oblivi-latte:

can we just talk about the biggest plot twist in doctor who history

Can we talk about how I’m still not over this plot twist.

you can see the realization in the doctor and martha’s eyes as they’re smiling and it dawns on them that Jack is going to become a giant face

Just one line and I lost my shit.

(Source: fivesos-fallon)

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camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

12 hours ago - 71,144 notes - Via - Source

byrongraffiti:

Iconic

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Reblog if it’s okay to start talking to you.

(Source: skate-l0w)

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confirmance:

eat when i’m sad

eat when i’m happy

eat when i’m with my friends 

eat when i’m on the computer 

eat when i’m bored 

eat when i’m with my family

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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: factota)

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meandjeanine:

itsstiggybitches:

meandjeanine:

IVE GOT A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT STUFF AND THINGS AND I NEED THE WORLD TO KNOW THEM

um helLO THATS BECAUSE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY IS A FUCKING TWILIGHT FANFICTION.

Yep. That’s totally the point I was shooting for.

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

floozys:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

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