[x]

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dorkmichael:

underashton:

5SOS: Sleep sweg

he’s so cute I could cry

hey fuck u clifford

(Source: hotdamn5sos)

14 hours ago - 6,281 notes - Via - Source

lashteon:

Join the club, Ashton.

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rubee:

you fuckin fat cunt

14 hours ago - 668,312 notes - Via - Source

snarkydean:

(x)

14 hours ago - 19,210 notes - Via - Source

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

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chitzybitch:

ridge:

me as a parent 

Flawless

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theedark-knight:

cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

Real life situation

14 hours ago - 27,105 notes - Via - Source

caagna:

THIS GIRL RAN TO LUKE AND MICHAEL TOLD SECURITY TO CALM DOWN IM ACTUALLY CRYING HES SO CUTE

14 hours ago - 12,822 notes - Via - Source

casismypie:

LINDA TRAN: THE MOST TERRIFYING 5 FEET OF MOTHERLY WRATH TO EVER WALK THE EARTH

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shouldnt:

thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

omg

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simmerdwn:

"How'd you know you can trust each other?" +
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